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June 11 2015

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moonburnt-sunmad:

bandicutes:

au where sirens cant sing for shit but lure thousands of men into the ocean and to their death by making sweeping statements like ‘listen! all men are terrible at swimming! its just genetics! if you think im wrong why dont you come over here and fight me’ and then waiting for them to yell ‘not ALL men’ and hurl themselves overboard

OH MYG OD

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umgestaltend:

alicat2911:

northernsugar:

rosewaterofficial:

night time would be so beautiful and fun if all men had a curfew

Oh my god my mind runs wild thinking of all the things I’d do in the dark if there were no men out after 9.

I would wear a pretty dress and walk

just take a long look at this post and realise how fucked this society is k

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smurflewis:

smurflewis:

smurflewis:

Today I walk into work and there are a ton of people in my building and it’s kind of a mess and everyone is talking and I sort of just blurt out:

“Man, it’s a zoo in here!”

Everyone stopped and looked at me as though I had 2 heads.

Then I realized.

I work at a zoo.

Update: my boss was talking about how he was really excited for an entire week of vacation and was wondering what he should do, so I looked him dead in the eye and told him, with a straight face,

“You should visit the local Zoo, I heard it’s really nice.”

Under pain of death I am no longer allowed to make any zoo related jokes.

Part three: I was cleaning the squirrel monkeys and one of them kept trying to climb up me so I sort of just yelled

“WILL YOU STOP MONKEYING AROUND??”

I forgot my boss was in the next room and he walked and just glared at me

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underthescopeminerals:

Montgomeryite

Locality:

Iron Monarch open cut, Iron Knob, Middleback Range, Eyre Peninsula, South Australia, Australia

Collection and Photo Stephan Wolfsried

15:18

Describe my blog in terms of "came for the _____, stayed for the _____"

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the-eagle-atarian:

Protect that smile.

15:17

chasingphan:

Depression isn’t always sadness

It’s also feeling numb at 3am but smiling and laughing with friends at 3pm

It’s also not being able to get out of bed even though you were fine the day before

It’s also not eating because you aren’t hungry or can’t be bothered, but also over eating because you’re bored and feel empty

It’s also loving too hard or not at all

Depression isn’t a constant feeling of sadness, depression can be hidden in happiness.

Your depression is valid even if people say it’s not just because you smile

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kohirasan:

海行ってSUごっこしてぇ~

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firevgmaster92:

FINALLY IT’S HERE AND YEAH OWEN BACK!

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espurr-roba:

Full cast for Ridonculous Race!

Someone on Reddit hacked Cake Entertainment and got this and the theme song (well, from the theme song, but you know)! I mean, we don’t know any of the newbies names beside four of them but we have ALL THE DESIGNS AND PAIRS AND LEONARD FOR SOME REASON

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chefhatchet:

heres the first 10 mins of the first tdrr episode!! i havent even watched it yet so reactions to come!

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artpopvenusguy:

Official cast for Ridonc Race !!!

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short-awkward-jd:

In case anyone needs a cheatsheet for the Ridonculous Race characters! Cuz I sure do. 

13:54

reaglet:

I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”

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jazzmanisineffect:

Sometimes Finn and Jake display the most healthy and positive friendship I’ve ever seen and sometimes it makes me really happy that they don’t pull tropey bullshit and they have lines like this that show just how much they get each other.

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empresspinto:

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

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